| 缩写 | 全称 | 中文释义 |
|---|---|---|
| FBI | Federal Bureau of Illusions | 联邦幻想局 |
| SOB | Silly Old Bear | 愚蠢的老熊 |
| BBBB | Babe Buckner Bucky Boone | 贝比·巴克纳 巴基·布恩 |
| IOWA | Idiots Out Walking Around | 白痴出去走来走去 |
| NUPE | National Union of Pizza Eaters | 全国披萨食客联合会 |
| AOL | All Outta Luck | 全Outta Luck |
| WINDOW-NT | Never Try | 从不尝试 |
| ONDCP | Official National Department of Cultural Purity | 国家文化纯度部 |
| XRIM | X number of Retarded Ignorant Motorists | x智障无知驾驶者人数 |
| MTV | My Television Vomits | 我的电视呕吐物 |